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Corrupt a Wish

Post by Luna Silvernight on Sun May 30, 2010 9:12 pm

Grant the wish before you with an unexpected twist and then make your own wish for someone else to grant…

Post1:
I wish I was a fish…
Post2:
Granted, but you won’t be able to swim.
I wish I could fly…
Post3:
Granted, but you’ll be crashing a lot too.
I wish my eyes weren’t feeling funny…
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Post by DrZucchini on Mon May 31, 2010 12:51 am

Granted. but now your boobs feel funny.

I wish "Everbody hates Chris" was aired in free TV.

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Post by Luna Silvernight on Mon May 31, 2010 1:27 am

Granted, but now that's all they aired.
I wish my headache would leave me alone
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Post by Leaftalon on Mon May 31, 2010 5:51 pm

granted, but now you hav a throbbing pain in your neck

wish that i had better eyesight
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Post by Luna Silvernight on Mon May 31, 2010 6:02 pm

Granted, but now it's x-ray vision and everyone's naked to you. Say good-bye to fashion and reading.
I wish I wasn't addicted to the internet
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Post by Leaftalon on Mon May 31, 2010 6:08 pm

granted, but now you are adicted to television


i wish that global warming wasnt happening
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Post by Luna Silvernight on Mon May 31, 2010 8:56 pm

Granted, but now we're in Global Cooling!

I wish that sharks and sting rays were not hunted down anymore
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Post by Leaftalon on Mon May 31, 2010 11:31 pm

granted but now dolphins are being hunted



i wish for world peace
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Post by DrZucchini on Tue Jun 01, 2010 12:46 am

Luna Silvernight wrote:Granted, but now that's all they aired.
I wouldn't mind. Anyway.

Granted. The world was at peace for 1 second and has turned back on war and destruction.
I wish it was publicly OK to walk around nude.

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Post by Leaftalon on Tue Jun 01, 2010 10:54 pm

granted, but now that none wears their clothes, everyones clothes are in a huge smelling heap, causing a great stink that is spreading around the world.

i wish it would be ok to murder =P
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Post by DrZucchini on Thu Jun 03, 2010 5:59 am

Leaftalon wrote:granted, but now that none wears their clothes, everyones clothes are in a huge smelling heap, causing a great stink that is spreading around the world.

I wouldn't mind if every was walking around nude, it would be publicly OK. And there IS a thing called a washing machine. Anyway, grants, but someone kills you. You dead. DEAD.
I wish the Dodo bird wasn't extinct and there's an equal amount of them to keep the balance of nature.

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Post by Sirvi Ravenwind on Fri Jun 18, 2010 10:24 am

granted, but now you have to have Dodo for Thanksgiving and not turkey

Wish that dinos were still around and could be pets

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Post by Leaftalon on Sun Jun 20, 2010 5:25 pm

granted, but now the trexes are eating all the other dinos and only trexes are around.

wish that the world was chocolate =D
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Post by DrZucchini on Mon Jun 21, 2010 12:40 am

Granted, but your organs can't work if they're made of chocolate. You die, again. Along with everyone and every living thing in the world.
I can see this happening on December 21st, 2012.

I wish I could download more anime.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Post by Luna Silvernight on Mon Jun 21, 2010 5:47 pm

Granted, but then there are no subtitles!

I wish I could keep up with my homework
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Post by Leaftalon on Mon Jun 21, 2010 10:25 pm

granted but now you have no social life

i wish that parents werent so strict
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Post by DrZucchini on Tue Jun 22, 2010 11:41 pm

Granted, but your parents let you go to the city at night and some crazy guy with a gun shoots you dead and he flees.

I wish that people won't drink and drive.

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Post by Leaftalon on Wed Jun 23, 2010 5:28 pm

granted, but now they are driving whilst on drugs and they kill half of the world's population

i wish that it would take 5 seconds to download movies
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Post by DrZucchini on Sat Jul 03, 2010 12:52 am

Granted, but you download so much that the police tracks down your IP address and arrest you for mass illegal downloading.

I wish I had a vuvuzela.

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