Corrupt a Wish

Grant the wish before you with an unexpected twist and then make your own wish for someone else to grant…

Post1:
I wish I was a fish…
Post2:
Granted, but you won’t be able to swim.
I wish I could fly…
Post3:
Granted, but you’ll be crashing a lot too.
I wish my eyes weren’t feeling funny…

Granted. but now your boobs feel funny.

I wish "Everbody hates Chris" was aired in free TV.

Granted, but now that's all they aired.
I wish my headache would leave me alone

granted, but now you hav a throbbing pain in your neck

wish that i had better eyesight

Granted, but now it's x-ray vision and everyone's naked to you. Say good-bye to fashion and reading.
I wish I wasn't addicted to the internet

granted, but now you are adicted to television


i wish that global warming wasnt happening

Granted, but now we're in Global Cooling!

I wish that sharks and sting rays were not hunted down anymore

granted but now dolphins are being hunted



i wish for world peace

Luna Silvernight wrote:Granted, but now that's all they aired.

I wouldn't mind. Anyway.

Granted. The world was at peace for 1 second and has turned back on war and destruction.
I wish it was publicly OK to walk around nude.

granted, but now that none wears their clothes, everyones clothes are in a huge smelling heap, causing a great stink that is spreading around the world.

i wish it would be ok to murder =P

Leaftalon wrote:granted, but now that none wears their clothes, everyones clothes are in a huge smelling heap, causing a great stink that is spreading around the world.

I wouldn't mind if every was walking around nude, it would be publicly OK. And there IS a thing called a washing machine. Anyway, grants, but someone kills you. You dead. DEAD.
I wish the Dodo bird wasn't extinct and there's an equal amount of them to keep the balance of nature.

granted, but now you have to have Dodo for Thanksgiving and not turkey

Wish that dinos were still around and could be pets

granted, but now the trexes are eating all the other dinos and only trexes are around.

wish that the world was chocolate =D

Granted, but your organs can't work if they're made of chocolate. You die, again. Along with everyone and every living thing in the world.
I can see this happening on December 21st, 2012.

I wish I could download more anime.

Granted, but then there are no subtitles!

I wish I could keep up with my homework

granted but now you have no social life

i wish that parents werent so strict

Granted, but your parents let you go to the city at night and some crazy guy with a gun shoots you dead and he flees.

I wish that people won't drink and drive.

granted, but now they are driving whilst on drugs and they kill half of the world's population

i wish that it would take 5 seconds to download movies

Granted, but you download so much that the police tracks down your IP address and arrest you for mass illegal downloading.

I wish I had a vuvuzela.