Fortunately/Unfortunately

Basically, we are creating a story, using positive/negative statements. Example:

Once upon a time, there was an unhappy pillow.

Person 1: Fortunately, the pillow was refitted with sweet-smelling feathers.

Person 2: Unfortuantely, the sweet-smelling feathers soon went off.

Person 3: Fortunately...

Fortunately, the girl who owned the pillow had a nice scent in her hair, probably some shampoo like Natural Essence. It smelt like strawberries dancing/humping clouds. So whenever the girl slept, the pillow smelt nice again!

Unfortunately, her hair disappeared and the smell left her

fortunately, she fvound a cure for her hair loss, and her hair grew back again

Unfortunately, the nice smell was still gone

fortunatly she found ae even nicer scented shampoo and started to use it, resulting in better smelling hair

Unfortunately, the shampoo was too expensive, so she had to put it back on the shelf

fortunatly she was the 1000th customer so she got a years supply of any product she anted, so she chose the shampoo

Unfortunately, she chose the wrong kind of shampoo, so she died.

fortunatly, it was only a stroke, so she was indead alive,

Uhh .. She died. She didn't have a stroke. She died. Her heart stopped beating. But you know, just to be sure it wasn't a stroke or anything, she was shot ten times in the throat and then buried.

Fortunately she awoke as a vampire (after being buried, you know?)

Unfortunately, no one [Bleep] likes vampires, so they push her into the sun and she melts/burns/turns to a pile a dust. The dust is blown away into all different directions and never be found again. (I really want this girl to die, you know what I mean?)