King of the Hill

Yes, it's been moved.
ANd guess what?
It's my Hill

no its my hill, because im pushing you off the hill!

wth?
I fart in your face, causing you to reel off of the hill in pain.
Mah Hill!

once im off the hill, fresh air comes to me.
i come back up the hill and use my UV light torch and shine it onto you, causing you to lose your moon powers.

you run off trying to regain your powers

MY HILL

You guys could at least move the old thread into this thread, or merge them. I dont think we should just 'delete' all the rest of the posts.

EDIT: Leaf, you're on Mars. Don't try to fly back because you [Bleep] can't and there's no plants in Mars to drive you back. Luna, you're inside out. What the hell is wrong with you people! /rantrantrant.

In the old thread, I reencarnated as an inanimate object, thus meaning I am no longer inside out.
I'm still on the Hill, and you don't know what I am, as the hill is covered in objects.
//My Hill

whilst in orbit, mars passes earth, leaftalon jumps down to earth, onto the hill. she sees the mes of objects. she decides to move everything off hte hill, including Luna.

MY HILL

Ah! The inatimate objects fight back,
Heaters melt Leaffungus to pieces and she has to take 5 years to regenerate.
Bummer for you.
/my hill

unfortunatly for luna, leaftalon still has her claws, she uses them to drag herself to a cold place, where she quickly regenerates using the water in the soil.

leaftalon then goes back to the hill, luna is now the only object there. leaftalon uses her talons again, picks up luna and throws her off the edge of a cliff, luna falls hitting the edges of the cliff, bruising, cutting and mutilating her body.


MY HILL

I, getting fed up with all the [Bleep], get broken out by Hallowheart, who was also fed up with the [Bleep]. she sends me out and hands me a pole.

i materialize onto of the hill, glancing around. they moved MY hill, drawing a bit of irritation in me. Leaf stares at me, then linges up to attack me with her 'claws'. as she was moving really slowly, i readied myself into a baseball stance. i swing as she gets close enough, i hear ribs cracking and spine snapping, the pole had bent with the force i put into it. Leaf flys away into the sky, ALMOST exiting the atmosphere, but coming back down.

I swing again in annoyance, harder than i did before, at the sack of muscle,plant and bone that was leaf and she flys into space , getting attracted into Venus.

Luna was trying to recover at the bottom of the hill, and i trap her in an IndependencE CubE, leaving her stuck in another dimension, MY dimension.
I call Hallow to the hill and she arrives with a clean up crew. i request her to clean and defend the hill as i still have thoughts to Contemplate.Hallow restores the hill to its former glory, and helps me weld myself back into my new 10 x 10 square cube, which was more alloyed than the last one.

Hallows Hill.
( Defended by a Dimensional vortex that spews the spawns Creatures from hell itself at enemys.)